me nd my cougar gf
  • me: babe i love your necklace
  • gf: thats me Life Alert®

englishsnow:

 Caroline B Kuhn

shutupaubrey:

i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

nippled:

annoying online and irl


I desperately want to marry a guy like him

(Source: metabloism)


2damnfeisty:

rozhanitsa:

2damnfeisty:

Nobody gives the black girl mob credit for being smart as fuck. They clown but at the end of the day they are really intelligent.

And it’s not subtle at all.
Taystee is a math prodigy in addition to being well-read, Poussey is multilingual, Cindy just knows shit, Suzanne studies Shakespeare, Watson was a good student in addition to being a track star, Vee is basically an evil genius. Piper often learns the most from them; they taught her how to fight and helped translate Pennsatucky’s biblical threat.
The show flat out acknowledges the (academic) intelligence of the black inmates time and time again, but the audience collectively ignores it.

ALL OF THIS

(Source: ageofdesiderata)

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(Source: sexvalent)


(Source: mockingday)

luciferhasthebooty:

etnah:

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

What if they fall asleep by accident though?

then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof

(Source: sprout)


thotstothinkabout:

thefitrasta:

Justin Lynch beating Michael Phelps record at just 16

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